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lizzy

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Dead Fit Blokes who go climbing - (again)
February 07, 2008, 10:41:28 pm
Anyone seen any recently?

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Post a picture of yourself naked liz and I promise to do the same.




I do believe I'm calling your buff . . .





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There's this one guy who's been climbing in yorkshire recently. Long blonde hair, young chap, at uni.


(no, it's not you will)


I think you should put a picture of jay and baz up, see if any ukb ladies take a fancy to them....

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I do believe I'm calling your buff . . .

Oh dear...

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There's this dude:


Or this one:


Or this one:

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That guy's hot stuff!


I mean all on show!

You show me your stuff - Ich auch.  (You only die once!   8))

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I'm a hunk (wad for naming the venue):



I can refer you on to some equally attractive male friends.


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Incidentally, I love the rush of people looking at this thread! More so than the female's who go climbing. Says a lot eh?

Also, GCW do you have an at hand collection of photos of Houdini? This is illustrating my homosocial poitn exactly!  :-*

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Now I know who you are you streak of . . .   :wave:  You/we should have introduced ourselves at the Roadside (I'm shy  :-[)

Fair's fair Lizzy huh?   Have you seen Saltbeef by-the-by?  *phew*

And soapy

*double phew*

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I'm cockshy so it's no use speaking to me mate.

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Houdini you're a creep, plus I'm probably a foot taller than you. That would be wrong. Sorry.

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Also, GCW do you have an at hand collection of photos of Houdini? This is illustrating my homosocial poitn exactly!  :-*

It's called  :google:

Mono- I'm sure I recognise that venue but I can't think where.  It's gonna annoy me.  You are a git.

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Lizzy - you're (and perhaps frigid?) retarded, try harder, so what you saying' you won't play the game you invented?  ???  I'm still callin' yo buff you gangly thang yo.

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There's also this Hunk:


Shame Salty Boeuf's gif isn't linkable any more.

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Lizzy, my mum bought me those boxers when I was 12. I'm now 24. Call me on 07877344522.

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Lizzy - please explore my anus!

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07877344522.

How the hell did you know my number?

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 :lol:

Got the number in a Carnforth gay bar phone booth and that really is Houdini there you see Lizzy.

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Alright!


Own up!


Who's had my shades?

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Houdini - I would explore your arse but I think I'd find your head up it and I'm guessing it wouldn't be pretty.

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Lizzy - I do believe you're the embodiment of cowardice . . .

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I'm sorry Houdini, I like my men to be more manly than I am, external genitalia larger than my own etc.

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I'm guessing this topic needs a lot more women posting pics - instead we have Houdini with something up his ass and assorted other strange looking men :lol:

Not that i can talk mind - i can say for certain that no poor fucker should ever be exposed to my birthday suit.

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Any man with a pearly white arse gets my vote. Shows an admirable modesty to not overexpose his ass-ets.

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external genitalia larger than my own etc.

Ouch! have a wad point for that little charmer :lol:

 

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