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#1075 Re: only joking
August 27, 2014, 01:16:35 pm
Why would I know a bananarama song I'm 42 and have a penis

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Funniest thing on the page

NOW WILL SOMEONE PLEASE EXPLAIN THE OTHER JOKE

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#1076 Re: only joking
August 27, 2014, 01:25:09 pm
I'm presuming it's something to do with nananananananananananananananana... batman.

It ain't funny whatever the explanation  :P

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#1077 Re: only joking
August 27, 2014, 01:55:37 pm
I'm presuming it's something to do with nananananananananananananananana... batman.

It ain't funny whatever the explanation  :P

Thanks.

Least fucking funny thing since "what's brown and sticky".


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#1078 Re: only joking
August 27, 2014, 03:22:31 pm
I thought it was pretty funny



but then I didn't need it explaining to me

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#1079 Re: only joking
August 27, 2014, 04:08:09 pm


(I had to google katamari damacy).

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#1080 Re: only joking
August 28, 2014, 11:23:40 am
I thought it was pretty funny



but then I didn't need it explaining to me


 ;D

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#1081 Re: only joking
September 02, 2014, 09:52:21 am


What's the difference between a lentil and a chick pea?

You wouldn't pay £100 to have a lentil on your face.

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#1082 Re: only joking
September 08, 2014, 02:01:39 pm

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#1083 Re: only joking
September 15, 2014, 09:51:49 pm
Roses are red
Violets are glorious
Never sneak up
On Oscar Pistorius

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#1084 Re: only joking
September 15, 2014, 10:27:15 pm
Roses are red
Violets are glorious
Never sneak up
On Oscar Pistorius
Violets are blue, roses are red, I may have no legs but where is your head.

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#1085 Re: only joking
October 23, 2014, 01:20:16 pm

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#1086 Re: only joking
October 23, 2014, 01:59:38 pm
Always wondered under what circumstances the brain would be in a jar *before* the autopsy.

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#1087 Re: only joking
October 23, 2014, 02:03:32 pm
Because it's not true?

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#1088 Re: only joking
October 23, 2014, 03:16:29 pm

Always wondered under what circumstances the brain would be in a jar *before* the autopsy.

I'd heard it before, with a slightly different "because his head was in a separate body bag", punch line...
 

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#1089 Re: only joking
October 23, 2014, 05:12:55 pm
What's the difference between 1. a collision involving a dog and a car and 2. a car and a lawyer.

In the case of 1 there are skid marks on the road.

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#1090 Re: only joking
October 23, 2014, 07:39:47 pm
If God sent the AIDS virus because of his hatred of homosexuality, then it's pretty obvious with the Ebola virus he's not too keen on blacks either.

Q. What can be worse than sitting in your bathroom realising you've got ebola?
A.  Dating Oscar Pistorius

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#1091 Re: only joking
October 23, 2014, 07:45:15 pm
Sam, the first line should shurely be prefixed by 'I'm not a racist but', or is it OK if you tell jokes which you'd scream racist at if someone else told them?

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#1092 Re: only joking
October 23, 2014, 08:02:50 pm

If God sent the AIDS virus because of his hatred of homosexuality, then it's pretty obvious with the Ebola virus he's not too keen on blacks either.

Q. What can be worse than sitting in your bathroom realising you've got ebola?
A.  Dating Oscar Pistorius

Proof that God (imaginary as he is) is just an utter wanker.

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#1093 Re: only joking
October 23, 2014, 08:21:27 pm
Sam, the first line should shurely be prefixed by 'I'm not a racist but', or is it OK if you tell jokes which you'd scream racist at if someone else told them?

Jesus titty-fucking Christ.

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#1094 Re: only joking
October 23, 2014, 08:33:29 pm
That was funnier than your last contribution and without the strong hint of racism, well done.

Time to put PaulyDB's collection of DVDs away.

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#1095 Re: only joking
October 23, 2014, 09:40:18 pm
What's the difference between 1. a collision involving a dog and a car and 2. a car and a lawyer.

In the case of 1 there are skid marks on the road.


I thought it was that you'd swerve to *avoid* the dog.


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#1096 Re: only joking
October 24, 2014, 11:26:02 am
Variation on a theme.

A gentleman of Pakistani heritage, an Irishman and a Jew walk into a bar . . . what a wonderful example of multiculturalism in action.

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#1097 Re: only joking
October 24, 2014, 12:23:19 pm
I got arrested today for chasing down a black guy in my car, beating the shit out of him, then lying to the authorities by saying that he attacked me first.

I've been charged with impersonating a police officer.

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#1098 Re: only joking
October 24, 2014, 02:45:36 pm
I'll send that to my mates in the Police, I thik they'll find it genuinely amusing, I did.

Sarge, I've got two prisoners in for shoplifign from Wilcos?
All right, what have they stolen?
Well the chap's nicked a load of batterys and the woman has nicked a load of fire works.
Well charge him and let her off.

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#1099 Re: only joking
January 19, 2015, 08:06:49 pm
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