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#5100 Re: Non-Quality Bouldering Videos
August 16, 2016, 09:29:19 am
Are you in Perth for the foreseeable future then Will? Got loads of mates based there, but they are mostly ex-climbers; seem to spend most of their time cycling and doing triathlons or being dragged face first through the water by large sails aka learning kitesurfing.

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#5101 Re: Non-Quality Bouldering Videos
August 16, 2016, 10:07:56 am
Thats probably because there is very little climbing in/around Perth as its on a coastal flood plane.

The boulders are ok, but each area I visited seemed quite small and they're very spread out along the Darling Scarp.  Theres a few scrappy granite quarries for routes around Perth, but the nearest decent climbing was in  Margaret River 3.5hrs drive away (great for food and wine down there too).  I also visited Mt Frankland (five hrs drive south) and Kalbarri (7hrs drive north) whilst living out there.  Albany looked food for sea-cliffs but never made it down.


Get out to Spring in the Valley when the vineyards all have parties, good fun day.

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#5102 Re: Non-Quality Bouldering Videos
August 16, 2016, 10:29:36 am
I think we will be here for at least two years. Helen's fellowship at the hospital runs until July 17 but we're on a four year visa. We're hoping to stay for a while.

There might not be a lot of route climbing around Perth but there is a lot of bouldering, and it's good bouldering as well. There are a number of different areas all within an hours drive from central Perth, and areas like Kalamunda, Winjan and Mt Randall are quite large, with a variety of grades up to V12.

Some of the problems I've seen/tried at Winjan and Kamikaze areas are 3***, there's a problem that was put up by Alan Pryce, it's called Body Swerve (V12) and it is without doubt one of the best looking problems I have seen, anywhere. I'm hoping to have a session or two on it before the summer arrives so I will try and get some footage/pics.

As well as the outdoor stuff there's a good wall scene, some strong folk knocking about.


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#5103 Re: Non-Quality Bouldering Videos
August 23, 2016, 07:17:11 am


Another good problem, this time from Winjan Boulders, Paulls Valley. Crimpy!

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#5104 Re: Non-Quality Bouldering Videos
August 23, 2016, 08:33:29 am
Nice. Enjoy the cool connies while you can!

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#5105 Re: Non-Quality Bouldering Videos
August 23, 2016, 08:49:26 am
Cheers. Don't think it will be too long before I'll be complaining about the heat and not being able to climb!

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#5106 Re: Non-Quality Bouldering Videos
August 23, 2016, 09:02:59 am
Cheers. Don't think it will be too long before I'll be complaining about the heat and not being able to climb!

That'll be fishing season then? :)

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#5107 Re: Non-Quality Bouldering Videos
August 23, 2016, 12:47:51 pm
The scuttlebug strikes again. His videos crack me up.



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#5108 Re: Non-Quality Bouldering Videos
August 23, 2016, 12:54:37 pm
FFS. 6 mins of my life (actually about 2 mins I fast forwarded most of it).

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#5109 Re: Non-Quality Bouldering Videos
August 23, 2016, 01:01:14 pm
I get so annoyed with Pirmin. He talks such bollocks! And the level of smug self satisfaction is so high. :wall:

Edit: I start watching his videos thinking this will be funny and by the end i'm wound up. I need to chill. :-)

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#5110 Re: Non-Quality Bouldering Videos
August 23, 2016, 02:08:40 pm
I start watching his videos thinking this will be funny and by the end i'm wound up.

Likewise! So far up his own arse he needs a rope around his ankle.

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#5111 Re: Non-Quality Bouldering Videos
August 23, 2016, 02:23:36 pm
I start watching his videos thinking this will be funny and by the end i'm wound up.

Likewise! So far up his own arse he needs a rope around his ankle.

ONE head in ONE bum hole.


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#5112 Re: Non-Quality Bouldering Videos
August 23, 2016, 02:46:50 pm
The fact he had kids means he has already exponentially increased his carbon footprint... I'll stick to adopting dogs.... #miserable young man

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#5113 Re: Non-Quality Bouldering Videos
August 23, 2016, 03:33:16 pm
I think that is what winds me up. He is unbelivabley priviliged even to be able to contemplate living in a yurt for a year in a beautiful swiss valley and developing his own personal bouldering spot. But instead of admitting he is lucky and enjoying it, he is trying to claim it is all in the name of an enviromental goal. This type of lifestyle is completely and utterly unfeasible for the vast majority of people. In fact i've seen arguments that suggest we should all be living in big cities since this is the most efficient way to provide everyone with their needs.

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#5114 Re: Non-Quality Bouldering Videos
August 23, 2016, 08:00:35 pm
Dudes an absolute fuckin homme.

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#5115 Re: Non-Quality Bouldering Videos
August 23, 2016, 08:18:36 pm
he is trying to claim it is all in the name of an environmental goal.

To make up for his recent trips to South America and India??

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#5116 Re: Non-Quality Bouldering Videos
August 23, 2016, 09:09:40 pm
I think that is what winds me up. He is unbelivabley priviliged even to be able to contemplate living in a yurt for a year in a beautiful swiss valley and developing his own personal bouldering spot. But instead of admitting he is lucky and enjoying it, he is trying to claim it is all in the name of an enviromental goal. This type of lifestyle is completely and utterly unfeasible for the vast majority of people.

Spot on. This winds me up too.  Are his kids with him?

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#5117 Re: Non-Quality Bouldering Videos
August 23, 2016, 11:43:06 pm
Shame on him. Pathetic. Some of the footholds on those problems are so big that they could host all the almighty fucks that I don't give about his climbing and eco claims. Almost as big.

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#5118 Re: Non-Quality Bouldering Videos
August 24, 2016, 10:27:52 am
Are his kids with him?

I think so, it says on vimeo blurb;

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It's the story of four people on 30mē.

Poor buggers, no CBeebies for a year.

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#5119 Re: Non-Quality Bouldering Videos
August 24, 2016, 12:55:34 pm
Looks like some of the holds have been stuck on, also as Nibs points out like his last problem all the feet are practically ledges.

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#5120 Re: Non-Quality Bouldering Videos
August 24, 2016, 10:05:59 pm
Bloke deserves an almighty throbbing wang up the arse, what a cock.

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#5121 Re: Non-Quality Bouldering Videos
August 30, 2016, 05:09:47 pm
My brother put together a wee collection of problems from West Nab. Lovely spot for a summer evening. Plenty low grade stuff and a few harder quality lines. Archery in particular is a peach.


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#5122 Re: Non-Quality Bouldering Videos
August 30, 2016, 06:14:09 pm
I haven't yet watched the video, but I love the shadowy imp/fawn/devil grabbing hold of the climbers leg on the thumbnail for that West Nab bouldering vid

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#5123 Re: Non-Quality Bouldering Videos
August 30, 2016, 06:30:33 pm
Jesus, I'm never climbing there.

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#5124 Re: Non-Quality Bouldering Videos
August 30, 2016, 07:33:09 pm
Lovely.

 

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