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#475 Re: Bring out your dabs
May 18, 2017, 10:37:07 pm
Self referral for plant dab 1:35, but I don't care and I'm taking tick.

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#476 Re: Bring out your dabs
May 19, 2017, 09:57:55 am
Also one at 1.31 with left toe. 2 dabs in one problem and still taking the tick  :chair:  :tease:

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#477 Re: Bring out your dabs
May 19, 2017, 10:18:11 am
you can either accept penalty points or attend a 3 day dab awareness course

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#478 Re: Bring out your dabs
May 19, 2017, 10:44:56 am
It's either that or a gardening course I suppose.

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#479 Re: Bring out your dabs
May 19, 2017, 04:24:51 pm
you can either accept penalty points or attend a 3 day dab awareness course

What happens on a 3 day dab awareness course?

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#480 Re: Bring out your dabs
May 19, 2017, 04:36:54 pm
You're shown graphic images of what dabbing and taking the tick can do to your reputation.

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#481 Re: Bring out your dabs
May 19, 2017, 05:49:47 pm
And what will happen to you if you dab again...

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#482 Re: Bring out your dabs
May 19, 2017, 07:57:40 pm
the theory part of the course is basic Newton

the practical part of the course is usually a game of pool followed by gentle dabbing of offenders faces using elbows, knees and stealth shod feet - to demonstrate how even an apparently gentle dab can generate some significant force

re-offenders are allowed a second go on the course, but the dabbing is inflicted with lumps of sandstone, granite, limestone and sacks of oranges - that should get the message through 

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#483 Re: Bring out your dabs
May 25, 2017, 03:42:27 pm


three versions of a boulder problem, five or six or seven dabs, i lost count

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#484 Re: Bring out your dabs
August 04, 2017, 12:52:53 pm

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#485 Re: Bring out your dabs
August 04, 2017, 12:57:16 pm
I still can't believe the guy has left the Zippy's video up. That's ones about as blatant as they get - pitching on middle and leg, staying low and hitting middle if you will.


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#486 Re: Bring out your dabs
August 04, 2017, 01:11:22 pm
He does actually mention in that first link that he repeated Zippy's without a dab.

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#487 Re: Bring out your dabs
August 04, 2017, 01:41:54 pm
Reminded me how much I hate the finish of that problem at woodhouse. Nails mantle where the crux is not dabbing. AAAAAH

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#488 Re: Bring out your dabs
August 04, 2017, 01:58:32 pm
Do you mean to say that that video doesn't show the crux? :ohmy:

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#489 Re: Bring out your dabs
August 04, 2017, 02:20:55 pm

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#490 Re: Bring out your dabs
August 04, 2017, 02:24:43 pm
We've had that a few pages ago, but thanks for posting again. It is one of the greatest dabs of all time. I think it's the screaming top out that does it.

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#491 Re: Bring out your dabs
August 04, 2017, 07:41:27 pm
Steward's enquiries on these please. Why does climbing not have a Hawkeye equivalent?

https://www.instagram.com/p/BS4GxTWl5IU/?taken-by=george_atherton99


Good link, he'll have a chance if he tries it from the start

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#492 Re: Bring out your dabs
August 11, 2017, 12:06:17 pm

Filth at 0:38

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#493 Re: Bring out your dabs
August 11, 2017, 12:17:50 pm
They even called him out for it!

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#494 Re: Bring out your dabs
August 11, 2017, 01:30:11 pm
Starts 1 move in as well unless that's just when they started filming.

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#495 Re: Bring out your dabs
August 11, 2017, 08:43:33 pm
Ridiculous. Back around.

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#496 Re: Bring out your dabs
August 11, 2017, 11:32:15 pm
but come on guys, he did flash it.

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#497 Re: Bring out your dabs
August 14, 2017, 04:58:18 pm
Holy Shit!

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#498 Re: Bring out your dabs
August 20, 2017, 11:53:21 am
Classic sit down halfway through dab.


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#499 Re: Bring out your dabs
August 21, 2017, 10:03:18 am
That's not a sit-down dab. That's a lie-down dab. Multiple times.

 

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