[Doylo]

i've put together a DVD of my road trip to the states last winter. Its about 1hour 43 minutes and contains the following problems:

Yosemite

Midnight Lightning V8
King Cobra V8
The Force V8/9
Sharma Dyno V8/9
Thriller V10

Bishop

Jedi Mind Tricks V3
Atari  V6                                            
Cave Route V6
Popes Prow V6
Saigon V6
Morning Dove White V7
Flyboy V7                                          
High Plains Drifter V7                          
Disco Diva V8
Checkerboard V8
Soulslinger v8/9                                    
Chollos  V9
America's Fit Homeless V9                  
Moonraker V9
Golden Child  V9                                
Central Direct V10                              
Tois Maunets  V10
Evilution (to lip) V10                            
Stained Glass V10
Thunderbird V11                                
Buttermilker V12                                
Mandala (not completed) V12              
Spectre V13

Ibex

Ju V7                                                
Blue Flowers v7
Big Gulp  V8                                      
White Arete V8
Bruce Lee  v10                                  
Atomic Bomb V10

Joes Valley

The Angler V2                                    
Scary Monsters V6
Pocket Rocket V6

Hueco

Mushroom Roof V8                              
Roof Problem V9
Black Mamba  V10
Crap Arete Especial V10                      
Chablanke V11

Also on the DVD is a 6 minute film i made about Rich Simpsons repeat of the hardest problem in the Schoolroom, Sheffield, Perky Pinky.

If anyone wants a copy i should stress a couple of things: this is an  amateur DVD. It was filmed with shit cameras, by shit cameraman and thrown together by me. It should provide some inspiration(and beta) for someone planning a trip over there though. Also the film also contains some really immature stuff which some people might not appreciate.  The language is really really appalling so if your easily offended don't bother. ten big ones just to cover costs. Anyone who wants a copy email me: crimpmaster28@hotmail.com

[grimer]

That's a quality amateur advertisement. I'll have one of your amateur films.

[Bubba]

I've mailed u Chris.

[Stubbs]

Sounds good, have mailed you.

[saltbeef]

it's well good. probably worth the price just to see simpson do about a hundred one armers...

[saltbeef]

it's well good. probably worth the price just to see simpson do about a hundred one armers...

[moose]

Also the film also contains some really immature stuff which some people might not appreciate.  The language is really really appalling so if your easily offended don't bother.

fantastic... sounds like bugger all chance of any stoner sermonizing about spirituality and the ineffability of grading... count me in! (have emailed)

[cofe]

i'll get kim to buy one and re-edit it then he can give me one for free. :wink:

'crimpmaster28' - my, you have so many strong  fingers chris  

[Fingers of a Martyr]

sounds ace, have emailed ya

[tommytwotone]

nice one, you have mail.

[tobym]

Sounds good, have mailed you too.

[Mr.Burns]

Sound good to me, have mailed you

[chappers]

sounds good. have emailed "me mate dave" to buy us a copy, then i can watch it in october when i get back.

[Doylo]

apologies if i'm a bit slow replying, i don't have easy access to the net these days

[doc]

ive seen it and would recommend it to any budding world boulderer,
where it really stands out from the rest is that there are no ego's involved, just people climbing for the fun of it,
there are so many funny moments too, it really breaks up the film and gives it a good tempo,
 ~(and stops the viewer getting board of 45 mins of one hard problem after another done with little effort....  these guys are actually trying hard, which allows one to relate better to the climbing )
chris' ability to capture the fun of climbing trips, in my opinion is unriveled in the climbing genre, along with the underground europe dvd this one will be a classic,
my only critism would be the presentation, but i think he has sorted the dvd cover out now,

oh yeh, and the rich simpson special feature is just mind blowing , better than that malcolm smith thing by far!

[blockhead]

Sign me up.

[dobbin]

Picked mine up from the very charming Doylio Enterprises man at their corporate headquarters last night. I'm at work but I have a DVD player in my laptop, so will be able to report on my findings later.

[Bonjoy]

Got mine and watched half last night. Great stuff so far, very funny, well paced, good choice of sounds. How many one armers from the beast Simpson!? Nice one Chris, top effort.

[saltbeef]

lets put the number of one armers in context.... 7th day on, having done 1 5 9 about ten times, and pinky perky... oh my god, think i just blew a tendon thinkong about it.
ps read his stuff on moon's site. i'm psyched.

[dobbin]

I just came back up from the basement (the only place such filth can be watched uninterrupted in this joint) having only watched half - it puts my paltry effort to shame (advert coming up). The Simpson section at the end is just genius, the editing is tight, the shots are all good.

So far (just arrived in Buttermilks) the actual climbing bit is really good too. Its really well edited, very funny and looks decidedly polished. Worth the cash.

On to lesser things - you can buy an abridged version of my Crechironicho 2005 vid. Its only 30 minutes long, features profuse swearing, special guest appearances from Gaz, sexual profanity, log cutting and some hardish problems. Yours for only £2. Yes, £2. This is because the editing is so poor and the footage is not great or filmed well or owt. You gets what you pays for - Doylio - smooth, well produced footage, Dobbung - cobbled together first stab at producing a film. If you want it send me a mail benmorton@hbosplc.com

[Doylo]

i'll have one of ya :wink:

[moose]

just watched my copy of 'gimps' and was really impressed: top quality stuff, not the amateur mess modestly promised.  I personally thought the footage was nearly all good quality (generally better than my Hard Grit DVD.. there's progress for you) with absolutely shedloads of class problems shown to full effect (with a proper sense of how hard they are - frustration, nervy top-outs, grunting mantels-of-death etc.).  

What's especially nice though is how it all flows .  The humour and drama (arrest, stuck cars, broken cars etc) between the cranking make it feel like a proper story, as opposed to a "bitty" series of crag vids.  Better say than Rampage in that respect - with the bonus of not really wanting to slap the protagonists.  Top stuff - best tenner I've spent in ages, worth it just to be reminded how fucking funny someone dressed as an alien, running around screaming, can be (and that creepy drive across the Utah lake bed thing could be extended into a Blair Witch stylee horror film in it own right).

[tommytwotone]

word. got mine last night and can report that the lake bed thing had my heart racing as well...good effort chaps, though I can't stop saying "alllllriiiiight" in response to everything today!

[andy_e]

whats the damage for this fine presentations doylo me lad?

[a dense loner]

do you have selective reading andi_e, would think the price has gone up now tho from all these reviews. it was £10. i am thinking of buying one n selling it on e-bay