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#50 Re: Tattoos
July 22, 2014, 09:05:33 am

The most famous dickhead in the world


That's actually really sad. I started reading the article thinking "what a cunt" and ended up feeling sorry for him.

I really hope that one's a joke. Nice body though...

Body could be that of a 15 year old from what you can see. Sick tattoo aside, that's a pretty grim comment.

That's a Dad speaking there!

I would suspect a Japanese/Korean girl though, who are often disconcertingly petit.

That tattoo suggests some deep troubles and possibly a dark past, which brings out the Dad in me.

I've often wondered if those fairy tale of Ogres/trolls  guarding bridges and Knights on lonely vigils, were really metaphors of a Farther's  attempt to protect a daughter. Note that said guard is usually overcome by guile/intellect or displays of honor/worthiness and rarely force.

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#51 Re: Tattoos
July 22, 2014, 09:19:08 am
I think there are laws against people getting tattoos under 18? Just a thought...

Not all countries have the same age limits on equivalent laws.

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#52 Re: Tattoos
July 22, 2014, 09:29:50 am
I've met ACAB in the past but thought the acronym was his either a nickname or his full name.

originally a statement to deliberately inflame the situation at protests, but then a nickname and then his actual name

he was called Gary before that

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#53 Re: Tattoos
July 22, 2014, 09:36:11 am
Cheers, he would never say what his name was when I asked and no one else was ever forthcoming either.

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#55 Re: Tattoos
July 22, 2014, 10:02:45 am
Haggis Shagger is a great insult though.

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#56 Re: Tattoos
July 22, 2014, 10:06:59 am
I wonder whether cha1n is looking to get involved with the Sheffield punk/anarchy scene?

he knows where to look now

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#57 Re: Tattoos
July 22, 2014, 11:02:48 am
I like tattos and I have a few ones, as you all know.
I don't like - for myself - coloured and figurative ones in general, because I find that they often don't properly match the part on the body on which they're on.
A tattoo for me has to enhance a certain body part and be in harmony with it, rather than simply decorate it with a drawing.
As of late, I'm liking more and more the simple black, geometrical ones.

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#58 Re: Tattoos
August 21, 2014, 01:02:57 pm
saw a young girl working in a cafe with a large tattoo on the back of her neck a couple of days ago, which is not that unusual in itself. what was a wee bit odd, was that it said E=mc2.

i would have taken a photo if i could have, sorry to disappoint, you'll simply have to paint yourself a picture of either an idiot who was drunk or an idiot that thought that the tattooist was penning "princess"  and you'll have the right idea

i felt like shouting "c'moan the physics!" as i exited, but refrained

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#59 Re: Tattoos
August 21, 2014, 01:05:31 pm
I hope the 2 was suitably superscripted, not another tattoo fail.

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#60 Re: Tattoos
August 21, 2014, 01:11:26 pm
I hope the 2 was suitably superscripted, not another tattoo fail.

yeah, it was, that was only a tatto post fail on my part  :(

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#61 Re: Tattoos
August 21, 2014, 01:18:22 pm
E=mc2

Look at me!

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#62 Re: Tattoos
August 21, 2014, 01:30:27 pm
F=ma must be getting well pissed off with all the attention E=mc2 seems to get....

Maybe I'll get the Navier Stokes eqtns done on my back...

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#63 Re: Tattoos
August 21, 2014, 01:41:14 pm
Maybe it was cribnotes for her mate sitting behind her in the exam room? Be gutted if the question never came up.

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#64 Re: Tattoos
August 21, 2014, 03:30:10 pm
Maybe it was cribnotes for her mate sitting behind her in the exam room? Be gutted if the question never came up.

Like a school version of Prison Break? :D

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#65 Re: Tattoos
August 21, 2014, 06:23:53 pm
I wonder how the 'inked' will react when the latest thing is for 'clean skin'?  I've heard removing tatts properly is phenomenally expensive.

I say a woman with a gothic style bat tattooed across the top of her tits today, WTF?

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#66 Re: Tattoos
August 21, 2014, 09:09:40 pm
I Googled e=mc2 tattoos just to see if some celeb had them and the lass was maybe copying, but it doesn't appear that common after all.

There were some rather beautiful long equations as tattoos, but those rather unsurprisingly were on people's backs so they could be covered up (and I guess more importantly there was actually space)

Bat style tattoos are far less jarring regardless of location.

I like the idea of the unsubtle crib notes, but if you're struggling remembering that one you're in big trouble :)

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#67 Re: Tattoos
August 21, 2014, 09:16:47 pm
I wonder how the 'inked' will react when the latest thing is for 'clean skin'?  I've heard removing tatts properly is phenomenally expensive.

I say a woman with a gothic style bat tattooed across the top of her tits today, WTF?

Well when visiting the tattoo removal specialist she'll be able to use the line "I need to get something off my chest"

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#68 Re: Tattoos
August 22, 2014, 12:04:43 am
At least the cunts with massive beards can shave them off when/now the trend has reached it's nadir. Bad tats obviously not so easy to shift.

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#69 Re: Tattoos
August 22, 2014, 06:50:14 am
At least the cunts with massive beards can shave them off when/now the trend has reached it's nadir. Bad tats obviously not so easy to shift.
Class :)

I always forget what the proper name is for that particular group of "individuals"

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#70 Re: Tattoos
August 22, 2014, 08:54:16 am
At least the cunts with massive beards can shave them off when/now the trend has reached it's nadir.

reminds me of this

http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/society/men-seeking-plausible-beard-exit-strategy-2014041685787

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#71 Re: Tattoos
August 22, 2014, 08:57:04 am
I wonder how the 'inked' will react when the latest thing is for 'clean skin'?  I've heard removing tatts properly is phenomenally expensive.

I have been wondering whether an un-tattoo parlour could be a nice little business. What kit do you need ... some kind of laser? Would be perfect for Squamish which is awash with 30-somethings making belated attempts to become adults after a decade or more being ski-bums/ climbing dirtbags/ annoying urban hipsters.

Its a lengthy process - requires multiple visits apparently... Plenty of scope for it to go wrong/not work properly etc... I'd get Sol, sorry Sloper on board to handle all the legals...

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#72 Re: Tattoos
August 22, 2014, 12:21:37 pm
I wonder how the 'inked' will react when the latest thing is for 'clean skin'?  I've heard removing tatts properly is phenomenally expensive.

I have been wondering whether an un-tattoo parlour could be a nice little business. What kit do you need ... some kind of laser? Would be perfect for Squamish which is awash with 30-somethings making belated attempts to become adults after a decade or more being ski-bums/ climbing dirtbags/ annoying urban hipsters.

A quick search shows that a machine can be purchased for £5500 and that total removal is not always possible, although I suppose a steel brush & skin graft would do the job. :badidea:

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#73 Re: Tattoos
August 25, 2014, 02:11:36 pm
At least the cunts with massive beards can shave them off when/now the trend has reached it's nadir. Bad tats obviously not so easy to shift.
Class :)

I always forget what the proper name is for that particular group of "individuals"

hipsters

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#74 Re: Tattoos
August 25, 2014, 02:26:08 pm
That too, but Jasper was also right.

 

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