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#50 Re: Training on your own
April 05, 2017, 02:16:26 pm
Having kids sounds shit

You're thinking about it all wrong. Imagine having your own little knee bar disciples - you could unleash all your training knowledge on them. Build an 8c circuit around their bedroom...
This will never happen. Should Barrows have children, I'll come over and kidnap them at the hospital. Then I'll raise them chez moi with a strict diet of power, and then, when I'll think they're ready, I will unleash them like ferocius predators to repeat all of Barrows ticks climbing front on and with no knee bars. Or simply to rip all the holds from the rock.

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#51 Re: Training on your own
April 05, 2017, 02:33:50 pm
Having kids sounds shit

You're thinking about it all wrong. Imagine having your own little knee bar disciples - you could unleash all your training knowledge on them. Build an 8c circuit around their bedroom...
This will never happen. Should Barrows have children, I'll come over and kidnap them at the hospital. Then I'll raise them chez moi with a strict diet of power, and then, when I'll think they're ready, I will unleash them like ferocius predators to repeat all of Barrows ticks climbing front on and with no knee bars. Or simply to rip all the holds from the rock.

Can I please book two in for an 8 week summer residential stay?
All the power stuff please, plus the little one also needs potty training.

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#52 Re: Training on your own
April 05, 2017, 03:06:08 pm
Having kids sounds shit

You're thinking about it all wrong. Imagine having your own little knee bar disciples - you could unleash all your training knowledge on them. Build an 8c circuit around their bedroom...
This will never happen. Should Barrows have children, I'll come over and kidnap them at the hospital. Then I'll raise them chez moi with a strict diet of power, and then, when I'll think they're ready, I will unleash them like ferocius predators to repeat all of Barrows ticks climbing front on and with no knee bars. Or simply to rip all the holds from the rock.

Can I please book two in for an 8 week summer residential stay?
All the power stuff please, plus the little one also needs potty training.

Ditto. My lad's only 9 months, but is already showing promise on the farmers lifts..

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#53 Re: Training on your own
April 05, 2017, 04:22:36 pm
Beware.
Like all true beasts, after getting back home your children will immediately take the Alpha Male role from you and probably not recognize you as their fathers.
They will all and forever be my Manchurian Candidates.

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#54 Re: Training on your own
April 05, 2017, 04:39:27 pm
Sounds like a fine price to pay for 8 weeks childcare :)

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#55 Re: Training on your own
April 05, 2017, 05:04:56 pm
Please send over the paperwork...

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#56 Re: Training on your own
April 05, 2017, 05:09:37 pm
Please send over the paperwork...

You just have to carve your child's name and address into a stone block and leave it by your nearest woodie and the rest will be taken care of.

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#57 Re: Training on your own
April 05, 2017, 05:26:33 pm
 :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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#58 Re: Training on your own
April 05, 2017, 05:28:52 pm
Beware.
Like all true beasts, after getting back home your children will immediately take the Alpha Male role from you and probably not recognize you as their fathers.
They will all and forever be my Manchurian Candidates.

Lily says, she will fry your liver in olive oil and eat it with a nice Chianti...


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#59 Re: Training on your own
April 05, 2017, 06:31:47 pm
That's exactly what I was meaning.
P.s. no fava beans?
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#60 Re: Training on your own
April 05, 2017, 06:33:01 pm
She doesn't like beans...


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#61 Re: Training on your own
April 05, 2017, 07:24:30 pm

 very heavy, very loud, very NSFW music...
able to give vent to my full nautical vocabulary, at volume


I miis the old "Arch" sigh!

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#62 Re: Training on your own
April 05, 2017, 10:01:36 pm
Having kids sounds shit

Having one allows a semblance of the previously normal life to continue.   Without an excessively understanding partner, having two appears to mean the (hopefully temporary) end of anything that can't be done with a child in tow...

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#63 Re: Training on your own
April 05, 2017, 11:14:30 pm
able to give vent to my full nautical vocabulary, at volume

You vent in "seaspeak" at the wall?  How could anyone be offended by phrases such as “I have developed stability problems, heavy icing. Request ice breaker assistance”:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Standard_Marine_Communication_Phrases

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#64 Re: Training on your own
April 06, 2017, 08:03:18 am
able to give vent to my full nautical vocabulary, at volume

You vent in "seaspeak" at the wall?  How could anyone be offended by phrases such as “I have developed stability problems, heavy icing. Request ice breaker assistance”:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Standard_Marine_Communication_Phrases


Ummm...

Yes.

Yes, that's exactly the sort of phrase I was thinking of.

Though possibly I would have included more "Shiny red F%#$ing Baboons Ars£&#les!" and "Cu£¥ing Fetid Dingo's nutsacks!"

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#65 Re: Training on your own
April 06, 2017, 12:51:09 pm
Shiver me timbers!

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#66 Re: Training on your own
April 06, 2017, 01:17:25 pm
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Though possibly I would have included more "Shiny red F%#$ing Baboons Ars£&#les!" and "Cu£¥ing Fetid Dingo's nutsacks!"
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