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I want to use your belly as a jizz mop.

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You can keep your pinky mono one armers. I've seen Jim rock up to the cave "out of condition" with a fresh belly full of Llandudno fish and chips, straight on to RA and look half decent.

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To be fair I found the initial post a bit harsh.
Logpile now. I've already quit long ago.

Yes, Yes and Yes.

Taxi for Logpile please..

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You can't go round log piling everything just cos it's shit

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The thread title may be a bit crap, but is very apt for r-mans problem. I actually thought sharks effort was an effort and not bad to watch at all, maybe this is the place for amusing little attempts on a problem?

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You can keep your pinky mono one armers. I've seen Jim rock up to the cave "out of condition" with a fresh belly full of Llandudno fish and chips, straight on to RA and look half decent.

I believe the fish and chips were an apres cave reward. The usual pre cave warm up consisted of 2 packs of service station sandwiches, a XL pack of salt and vinegar spirals with a Wispa as he'd only had a fry up, 5 brews and a mojito. I mean, he's not a savage or something.

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I remember Jim turning up to the cave with a whole roast chicken.....then proceeding to rinse Lou Ferrino to the last move. Leg end.

Maybe the title was a little harsh to Shark and ones man giving up climbing is another mans salvation hehe

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No Dylan you can't back out now your balls deep mate.

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I'm not going anywhere

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yes, the fish supper turned into a reward if you did a new problem in the cave, survice to say we went home hungry a lot! although in the past I had turned up eating a fish supper before pulling on.
I miss the cave and the wednesday club. think we need to reinstate it although work and school pick ups means I can only go every other week.
still can't believe I dropped the last move on left wall high the week before I snapped my arm.
I love you guys  :shag:

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More on topic, anything involving this cunt?


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What shocks me most about this idiot up here, Alain Robert, isn't the fact that he is mentally ill enough as to conceive and post pictures like those; it's the fact that he's on fuckin' bleedin' goddamin' forchristsakin' friggin' JUGS. JUGS. JUGS. Help me say JUGS! Hold so big you could lose your stopwatch into them and never find it back! Holds so massive that they have their own gravity. Holds so juggy that even that motherfucker can hold onto them.
Back off motherfucker.

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Who needs climbing when I could be a real competitor?




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More on topic, anything involving this cunt?


They look like Tesco knives stuck down with Blutack

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What shocks me most about this idiot up here, Alain Robert, isn't the fact that he is mentally ill enough as to conceive and post pictures like those; it's the fact that he's on fuckin' bleedin' goddamin' forchristsakin' friggin' JUGS. JUGS. JUGS. Help me say JUGS! Hold so big you could lose your stopwatch into them and never find it back! Holds so massive that they have their own gravity. Holds so juggy that even that motherfucker can hold onto them.
Back off motherfucker.

that silly motherfucker soloed le nuit du lézard...if you want to go and mesure the size of the jugs, we can arrange a trip to buoux nibs!

personally speaking i'm more shocked that they're
1) artificial holds
2) old school 1st gen ones

they can twist and snap unpredictably, even if they're jugs...

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He could have soloed Action Direct or La Dura Dura, the fact is that he chose to take those pics on fucking jugs.

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He really does wear outfits that only the French and Italians would find cool, no offence nibs. I mean I used to lv my crap climbing trousers that looked like a tube of Colgate but come on

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Despite a shaky start this is working out pretty well now  :2thumbsup:

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Who needs climbing when I could be a real competitor?

Must admit the ZLAG Board concept fills me with dismay.

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Who needs climbing when I could be a real competitor?

Must admit the ZLAG Board concept fills me with dismay.
Only because Nibs isn't top of the leader board.

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I'm not going anywhere


Of all the fashion crimes on that photo, wearing different shoes right and left to hang off jugs must be the worst!

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