[highrepute]

Does a bear shit in woods?

[Will Hunt]

I have a photo of a 13 inch effort at the top of a UK route that shows virtually every section of that poo chart the doctors use.

I compel you to post it.

Lund, have you never had the shits before? You really must try it sometime.

[tomtom]

http://www.ratemypoo.com

[petejh]

I once had to take a shit half-way up Memory Lane. Best thing for it.

[Probes]

I once had to take a shit half way along the long ridge traverse, left no paper though

[duncan]

Unfortunately some of us do shit in our own back gardens. This seems to have increased in the last 15 years or so in the UK. Take a look in the cave at Quarryman's Wall, Winspit Quarry which had an in situ bog roll when I was last there. It is unlikely to be non-climbers at fault here.

Lightening the load before getting to the crag is clearly optimal but, in case you can't manage this, I suggest people carry a children's hand trowel (and a cigarette lighter for the paper).

[tomtom]

Lightening the load before getting to the crag is clearly optimal but, in case you can't manage this, I suggest people carry a children's hand trowel (and a cigarette lighter for the paper).

Or a plastic bag...

[kelvin]

I tried burning the toilet paer but it's usually covered in damp shit. Takes ages to burn and smells like shit unfortunately. Nappy sacks for the paper works a treat.

[Fiend]

Lund you are a fucking disgrace. The ridiculous idea that everyone can shit on command is beneath even UKC.

[T_B]

Anyone walked down Burbage Valley recently? Pottered down towards Remergence yesterday with small children and there was literally a dog turd on every piece of grass lining the path. It's a f*cking disgrace. Maybe an 'end of summer' thing, but I've never noticed this being an issue before. There's literally a turd every few metres. [ kind of rant ]

[tomtom]

Anyone walked down Burbage Valley recently? Pottered down towards Remergence yesterday with small children and there was literally a dog turd on every piece of grass lining the path. It's a f*cking disgrace. Maybe an 'end of summer' thing, but I've never noticed this being an issue before. There's literally a turd every few metres. [ kind of rant ]

I blame the weather...

Sorry - being half serious - its barely rained in the last 3 weeks - and I suspect the natural physical processes (biological ones are probably going full pelt) that help 'disperse' said poo have been running a bit slower than usual..

Either that or a bunch of fuckwit dog walkers are about (likely too)