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Unusual matting...
June 20, 2014, 02:24:35 pm
Can't see it catching on myself....


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#1 Re: Unusual matting...
June 20, 2014, 03:13:54 pm
what's the point?

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#2 Re: Unusual matting...
June 20, 2014, 03:31:00 pm
The points are two: 1) Alain Robert is a fucking idiot. 2) Those are fucking jugs.
« Last Edit: June 20, 2014, 03:42:44 pm by Nibile »

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#3 Re: Unusual matting...
June 20, 2014, 03:43:10 pm
The point are two: 1) Alain Robert is a  fucking  publicity seeking idiot. 2) Those are fucking jugs.

fixed.

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#4 Re: Unusual matting...
June 20, 2014, 04:09:24 pm
He's very much the Piers Morgan of the climbing world.

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#5 Re: Unusual matting...
June 20, 2014, 05:01:09 pm
for Sport Relief, could someone arrange for him to fall off and shit himself?

I'd bung in a tenner

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#6 Re: Unusual matting...
June 20, 2014, 05:24:35 pm
Not the sharpest... in fact, bit of a prick

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#7 Re: Unusual matting...
June 20, 2014, 05:34:47 pm
Looks like excellent stamina training to me. A session in the Robertinator™ and you'll discover unbound levels of beans you never thought you'd have...  :blink:

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#8 Re: Unusual matting...
June 20, 2014, 07:16:31 pm
Ehh, how about it being a joke? Why the hate? I know he is French but come on - even the French have (strange incomprehensible) humor.

I remember an OTE article by Grieves/Grimer (?) featuring a 'motivation pad' - a bed of nails... Wouldn't call them pricks would you?  :jab:

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#9 Re: Unusual matting...
June 20, 2014, 08:17:00 pm
No, but everyone I know who has met AR has called him un con.

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#10 Re: Unusual matting...
June 20, 2014, 08:25:18 pm
Many acts of toolery by AR. As threads on here will attest. Ranging from soloing 8a with his baby on his back to doing front levers during a flight.

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#11 Re: Unusual matting...
June 23, 2014, 09:10:00 am
Ehh, how about it being a joke? Why the hate? I know he is French but come on - even the French have (strange incomprehensible) humor.

I remember an OTE article by Grieves/Grimer (?) featuring a 'motivation pad' - a bed of nails... Wouldn't call them pricks would you?  :jab:

Indeed, I remember that article well, pretty sure it was Web who wrote it in his get@grip series of articles for High.

Just to be clear, my previous post was purely punning, no hating on the geez intended

 

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