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#75 Re: So, UKB's StS "Cunt of the Year" awards.
September 05, 2014, 06:43:44 am
This year has to be Blair's, closely followed by Sting for his latest money making venture of charging people to pick olives on his farm in Tuscany ........   

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Blair has been in the frame for years.. But surely this year the events in Gaza / Ukraine must provide better candidates?

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#77 Re: So, UKB's StS "Cunt of the Year" awards.
September 17, 2014, 04:20:39 pm

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#78 Re: So, UKB's StS "Cunt of the Year" awards.
September 17, 2014, 04:53:17 pm
I hope people don't forget Alex Ferguson, just because he's not the scum manager anymore.

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To make things easier can't we put Blair forward for the CotY life time achievement award

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#80 Re: So, UKB's StS "Cunt of the Year" awards.
September 19, 2014, 01:28:32 pm
Got to be some candidates in here...

http://mancunion.com/2013/10/07/to-knot-or-not-to-knot/

You just know these guys are all wearing ankle swingers to complete the look.

Generic Idiots

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#81 Re: So, UKB's StS "Cunt of the Year" awards.
September 19, 2014, 02:02:53 pm
I had just been reading this when I saw one of these cunts in Sheffield the other day and.....


You just know these guys are all wearing ankle swingers to complete the look.


..... is correct.

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Blair is working hard for the win:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-30342948

I'm sure someone must have posted news about George Galloway's personal crusade to document the wealth amassed by Blair. If not this is worth a look:



https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/22595538/the-killing-of-tony-blair

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Blair is unlikely to be much of a problem for the British population, going forward.

This twat on the other hand...

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-30342953

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 :agree:

For many many reasons..

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Yes.

Farage is my vote for COTY for many reasons (as fatdoc says) but mainly for dragging mainstream politics to the far right and into the gutter.


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Blair is working hard for the win:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-30342948


I'm waiting for him to use Italy as an example of how MPs ought to be paid

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Yes.

Farage is my vote for COTY for many reasons (as fatdoc says) but mainly for dragging mainstream politics to the far right and into the gutter.



He's got to be a strong favourite.

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Can an object/ entity / or place be coty?

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Can an object/ entity / or place be coty?

If Farage is in/on/under/next to/part of/once touched/near, yes.

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I was going to nominate parliament... Or a suitable collective thereof. Mostly deserved of the award imho

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I was going to nominate parliament... Or a suitable collective thereof. Mostly deserved of the award imho

Then yes.

Large portions of the Electorate too...

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Farage must have seen this thread as he seems intent on claiming the award.....

http://www.theguardian.com/politics/2014/dec/07/nigel-farage-blames-immigration-m4-traffic-ukip-reception

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Got to be some candidates in here...

http://mancunion.com/2013/10/07/to-knot-or-not-to-knot/

That was a popular look amongst certain climbers back in the early 90's. Gresh, Mr Scully and I think a certain Cuboard pf this parish.

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Teenage, ignorant style lefty fuckwittery + publicity + certain candidate for COTY.

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I reckon I can still get 16/1 down Bil Hills on dark horse Bob Geldof for this years prize.

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Yes, everybody loves to have a pop at a grieving father.

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I would like to make a late nomination for whoever 'composed' the song from the film frozen... You know the 'let it....' One that has been bellowed in my lug holes by various small children all Xmas.

It's not the kids fault, it's the merciless wheels of capitalism exploiting young souls. Bastards.


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I would like to make a late nomination for whoever 'composed' the song from the film frozen... You know the 'let it....' One that has been bellowed in my lug holes by various small children all Xmas.

It's not the kids fault, it's the merciless wheels of capitalism exploiting young souls. Bastards.

Know that feeling - got subjected to that with complete with all the moves that the character makes almost faultlessly reproduced by my nephew (aged 3) - it was a scary thing to witness. At least his older sister only sung along though in truth it was only marginally better...

 

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