UKB ambassador required (Read 41404 times)

SA Chris · October 13, 2011, 10:21:11 am

Quote from: andy popp on October 13, 2011, 07:51:38 am

OK, I got the Golden Ticket/drew the short straw. Any and all input gladly ignored.

I think the words "celebration of the female form" are often used in the art world.

Be sure to take a camera to get pics of any fit birds

slackline · October 13, 2011, 10:33:30 am

Get a life-size print out of these and pretend to be Sharma

tomtom · October 13, 2011, 01:05:28 pm

Odd Sharma pic, has he just let rip with short ripping projectile diarrhea?

Oldmanmatt · October 13, 2011, 02:07:23 pm

Nah, that's shallow water soloing, that is....

Oldmanmatt · October 13, 2011, 02:13:05 pm

Further clarification of previous:

SWS

1. Stand in ankle deep water.
2. Look at rock face.
3. Say very loudly "Some idiot's gonna try that one day"...
4. Go to bar.

robertostallioni · October 13, 2011, 03:48:45 pm

For a level playing field, the discussion should really be filmed and, of course, carried out using the medium of Jelly

magpie · October 13, 2011, 04:51:59 pm

Do not pretend to be Sharma he is shit at speaking in public and put me off him for life in about 5 minutes, you do not want to do that to all the ladies who you are there to convince.

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slackline · October 13, 2011, 05:04:30 pm

Quote from: magpie on October 13, 2011, 04:51:59 pm

Do not pretend to be Sharma he is shit at speaking in public and put me off him for life in about 5 minutes, you do not want to do that to all the ladies who you are there to convince. )

There in lies the beauty of the plan.

Based on Andy's postings here I'd imagine him to be an erudite and loquacious orrator.

robertostallioni · October 13, 2011, 05:38:40 pm

Take a box of Ferrero Rocher

?

fried · October 13, 2011, 05:46:33 pm

Let this be your role model.

Oldmanmatt · October 13, 2011, 05:55:56 pm

Quote from: fried on October 13, 2011, 05:46:33 pm

Let this be your role model.

I'm pretty sure thats not Liam Fox, or Hague, but is Cameroon?

andy popp · October 13, 2011, 07:03:59 pm

With all this great advice how can I fail!

Quote from: slack---line on October 13, 2011, 05:04:30 pm

Quote from: magpie on October 13, 2011, 04:51:59 pm
Do not pretend to be Sharma he is shit at speaking in public and put me off him for life in about 5 minutes, you do not want to do that to all the ladies who you are there to convince. )

There in lies the beauty of the plan.

Based on Andy's postings here I'd imagine him to be an erudite and loquacious orrator.

Less politely, "maybe if he talks enough no-one else will be able to get a word in."

Johnny Brown · October 13, 2011, 07:21:23 pm

Ahh yes, baffle them with psychobabble. Maybe one of those logic equations?

Or if that fails, fall back on:

rich d · October 13, 2011, 07:57:29 pm

The wife (or bitch if it helps for quotes in front of the inquisition) says if she was a climber she'd be gutted if she wasn't in dfbwgc indeed she was a little miffed that a photo of her bumbling about at burbage south on UKC didn't get posted on the thread.
She thinks the thread is harmless, sometimes funny and sometimes a bit juvenile.

BB · October 13, 2011, 11:08:42 pm

Quote from: magpie on October 13, 2011, 04:51:59 pm

Do not pretend to be Sharma he is shit at speaking in public and put me off him for life in about 5 minutes, you do not want to do that to all the ladies who you are there to convince. )

Cheech and Chong meets dude, where's my car?

Dude! Sweet! Dude!....etc.

shark · October 14, 2011, 11:09:56 am

Quote from: andy popp on October 13, 2011, 07:51:38 am

OK, I got the Golden Ticket/drew the short straw. Any and all input gladly ignored.

Thanks again for stepping up to the plate.

Not climbing but a great example/role model of a woman working towards an athletic achievement and looking great - form following function - and what I think DFBWGC is (or should be) about:

Bubba · October 14, 2011, 09:56:32 pm

Fuck me, that video is impressive.

shark · October 14, 2011, 10:04:23 pm

Quote from: Bubba on October 14, 2011, 09:56:32 pm

Fuck me, that video is impressive.

You should check out the diet, training and injuries board more often

Fiend · October 16, 2011, 08:25:30 am

The moral of the story being that wearing less clothes brings more success :D

Muenchener · November 02, 2011, 06:49:39 am

Posting the flyer for the event(*) on the DFB thread would be tactless, right? Although it *definitely* belongs there.

(*) which I just saw on ukc

duncan · November 02, 2011, 08:22:00 am

Quote from: thesiger on November 01, 2011, 04:40:15 pm

Latest word on this event is that the panel discussion has been cancelled. But thanks again to Andy for volunteering.

They clearly bottled it in the face of the intellectual fire-power UKB were deploying (

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Falling Down · November 02, 2011, 11:17:53 am

Or everyone realised it was a total waste of time and didn't make any sense to start with?

(No disrespect to Mr Popp of course of whom I have the upmost respect)

andy popp · November 02, 2011, 12:41:21 pm

Call me perverse but I was quite looking forward to it really.

SA Chris · November 02, 2011, 01:20:25 pm

I thougt you might be. A chance to display your rapier intellect to some DFBs

andy popp · November 02, 2011, 03:43:11 pm

Quote from: SA Chris on November 02, 2011, 01:20:25 pm

I thougt you might be. A chance to display your rapier intellect to some DFBs

Alex would have totally fallen in love and dumped that weedy Chris Webb Parsons forever.