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Strictly come blow my head off now please
November 06, 2009, 07:02:14 pm
Is anyone else subjected to this crap every weekend?  :boohoo:

Any recomended coping techniques? 

Here's mine for starters: http://www.ninjakiwi.com/Games/Action/Play/SAS-Zombie-Assault-2.html

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Two coping methods...



Gin And Pron are worthy alternatives though not sure the publication below is really the best around - I'm more of a Razzle man myself (penny a page!)


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Here's mine for starters: http://www.ninjakiwi.com/Games/Action/Play/SAS-Zombie-Assault-2.html

You know you're onto a winner with an url like that  :thumbsup:

Thankfully by a curious twist of fate I have a silver lining that I'm not in the same house as a tv and an Strictly / X-factor addicted female (in fact every bloody female I know is addicted to strictly, it's a disgrace). But I'll still go and shoot zombies, just in case...

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Is anyone else subjected to this crap every weekend?  :boohoo:

Any recomended coping techniques? 

Here's mine for starters: http://www.ninjakiwi.com/Games/Action/Play/SAS-Zombie-Assault-2.html

you could always leave home and get a bedsit

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You lot are rubbish!  Suck it up and watch it with your ladies, it's not like there isn't anything to hold your interest...


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Is the one on the left a bloke in drag?

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You lot are rubbish!  Suck it up and watch it with your ladies, it's not like there isn't anything to hold your interest...



A second of titillation for hours of purgatory and Bruce Forsyth....sorry Magpie, doesn't stack up.

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Brucie is definitely past his sell by date.

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Brucie is definitely past his sell by date.

Yeah though to give him credit he does keep soldiering on, I just don't want to be forced to watch it every weekend, and most weeknights if the wife gets control of iplayer and we watch the horror that is "It Takes Two". 

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Strictly is 'bearable' if pre-recorded then fastforwarded through all the dross (all of it?) so its only about 45 min long. X factor is unbearable in any format.

Who the f*ck are Shedward anyway?

But. It gets worse.

Sadly yes.

Last night I witnessed...

Not the beginning of Xmas commercials already (which is dire)

But a trailer for 'I'm a celebrity get me out of here'

FFS. I said to the fairer half - isnt there any respite? to which she replied - Oh, and theres Dancing on Ice coming up soon...

 :wall:

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The double whammy when you get to the end of strictly and X factor is still going on and you can hop over to it to watch the end! 

Dancing on Ice?  I don't think we have been in the country when this has been on so I am not sure if it is going to appear on the radar.    Here's hoping.  Thinking back "McCloud's Daughters" was positively enjoyable in comparison.

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there are 2 more solutions to this problem;

1 - grow a pair, reclaim the trousers and ban it outright along with soap's

2 - Take a hammer to all the TV's in the house

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Or just go online and read/post on UKB, watch decent content on iPlayer/4OD/etc./etc./etc.

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or combine both idea's and watch only the good content through your media player on the TV  ;D

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This, coupled with programmes like 'The Execution of Gary Glitter' (Mon 9th Nov, 9pm, Channel 4, I kid you not!) is exactly the reason why we no longer have a TV. Long live iPlayer and 4OD - and thanks very much licence fee people for refunding me my money. Long live books and newspapers. I'm free at last, and life is good!


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At least the beeb does provide us with Radio 5 Live and live boxing

Great fight by Haye tonight! Looking forward to seeing who he gets to fight next being the new WBA champ  :thumbsup:

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I'm free at last, and life is good!

I have a dream.......

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I'm free at last, and life is good!

I have a dream.......

I really tried to promote this option when we got back to the UK, somehow we ended up upgrdaing our shitty little 14 inch that we hardly watched for a huge 32 inch flat screen.   :-\

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Brucie is definitely past his sell by date.

I was wondering what that rancid pissy smell was...

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Oh God, its back on...iPlayer I hate you sometimes  :spank:

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Though on the upside Wave 20 - must get sentry gun :furious:

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I am not a fan of Strictly, but it makes my wife very happy. This makes me happy. Beyond that I don't think about it much.

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I am not a fan of Strictly, but I like staring at half naked birds. This makes me happy. Beyond that I don't think about it much.


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I thought you might like that

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