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Re: BB Guns reads Rylstone Riot Act
« Reply #25 on: February 24, 2009, 09:26:00 am »
Lanny Bassham for me, sounds like a Boosh character.

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Re: BB Guns reads Rylstone Riot Act
« Reply #26 on: February 24, 2009, 09:31:07 am »
Call it Rufus Onslatt!


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Re: BB Guns reads Rylstone Riot Act
« Reply #27 on: February 24, 2009, 12:40:46 pm »
Peahound, truly inspired!

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Re: BB Guns reads Rylstone Riot Act
« Reply #28 on: February 24, 2009, 12:49:34 pm »
Great effort. Looks amazing.
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Re: BB Guns reads Rylstone Riot Act
« Reply #29 on: February 24, 2009, 01:05:35 pm »
You'll like Peahound even more when you see where it comes from. Unfortunately the internet seems to have passed it by.

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Re: BB Guns reads Rylstone Riot Act
« Reply #30 on: February 24, 2009, 01:16:50 pm »
I should Cocoa Jerry

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Re: BB Guns reads Rylstone Riot Act
« Reply #31 on: February 25, 2009, 06:45:22 pm »
+1 vote for Riot Act. Ace name for a problem. Please no more verbose nonsense names. Or shockingly linguistically unaesthetic and unevocative ones like "Gerty Berwick"  >:(
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Re: BB Guns reads Rylstone Riot Act
« Reply #32 on: February 25, 2009, 06:47:53 pm »
+1 vote for Riot Act.


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A great line ought to have a great name... please.

Buoux, Frankenjura, The Peak, spot on. Margalef, Magic Wood, Albarracin all soft as a big fluffy marshmallow. F.A.C.T. Oh and Jaspersharpe is still wrong about Malc. F.A.C.T.

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Re: BB Guns reads Rylstone Riot Act
« Reply #33 on: February 25, 2009, 06:53:16 pm »
You people have lost it. Riot act is a rubbish name, Gerty Berwick is brilliant.

As is Peahound.

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Re: BB Guns reads Rylstone Riot Act
« Reply #34 on: February 25, 2009, 07:00:21 pm »
I don't like Riot Act. Firstly there's already a famous problem called Riot Act in the Frankenjura. Secondly it's a cliche (but not in an ironic way) and sounds like a name for a 3rd rate action movie (but not in a good way). "Rhylstone Riot Act" is slightly more acceptable. Plus I'm now bored of routes/problems named after people. "Peahound" is attractive, but doesn't seem to fit the stature of the line. There, that just about pisses on everyone's fires.

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Re: BB Guns reads Rylstone Riot Act
« Reply #35 on: February 25, 2009, 07:02:12 pm »
The only downside to Riot Act is that theres a Skid Row tune of the same name on the album Slave to the Grind ....

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Re: BB Guns reads Rylstone Riot Act
« Reply #36 on: February 25, 2009, 07:22:43 pm »
You say it's raining but you're pissing down my back....
Good song.

How about Wry Otter Attack?  (See what I did there? Eh?  Eh?)

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Re: BB Guns reads Rylstone Riot Act
« Reply #37 on: February 25, 2009, 07:54:28 pm »
What about Women's Institute Special?
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Re: BB Guns reads Rylstone Riot Act
« Reply #38 on: February 25, 2009, 07:56:13 pm »
Saggy old bird tits?
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Re: BB Guns reads Rylstone Riot Act
« Reply #39 on: February 25, 2009, 08:22:59 pm »
An attempt to shoehorn in reference to both the location (next to cocoa team) and the fruit theme that seems de rigour these days: Chocolate Orange.
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Re: BB Guns reads Rylstone Riot Act
« Reply #40 on: February 25, 2009, 09:00:32 pm »
An attempt to shoehorn in reference to both the location (next to cocoa team) and the fruit theme that seems de rigour these days: Chocolate Orange.


or Chocolate Oorrange Wednesday?(are those ad's still in the cinema? haven't been for years - can't get babysitters!)

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Re: BB Guns reads Rylstone Riot Act
« Reply #41 on: February 25, 2009, 09:30:18 pm »
Hot cocoa?  :shrug:


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Re: BB Guns reads Rylstone Riot Act
« Reply #42 on: February 26, 2009, 12:04:51 am »
Nice one Ben

Peahound Riot?

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Re: BB Guns reads Rylstone Riot Act
« Reply #43 on: February 26, 2009, 08:29:48 am »
A man, a plan, a van, Al Panama?

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Re: BB Guns reads Rylstone Riot Act
« Reply #44 on: February 26, 2009, 09:33:02 am »
'Cocoa Peas'  a delicious new cereal from kelloggs
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Re: BB Guns reads Rylstone Riot Act
« Reply #45 on: February 26, 2009, 10:29:02 am »
Pulsedog, beanwolf, chickpea hyena...

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Re: BB Guns reads Rylstone Riot Act
« Reply #46 on: February 26, 2009, 11:31:35 am »
I'm liking Pulsedog in a big way, it's the future.

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Re: BB Guns reads Rylstone Riot Act
« Reply #47 on: February 26, 2009, 12:35:25 pm »
Legume raccoon; Horse bean horse...

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Re: BB Guns reads Rylstone Riot Act
« Reply #48 on: February 26, 2009, 12:46:29 pm »
I don't like Riot Act. Firstly there's already a famous problem called Riot Act in the Frankenjura. Secondly it's a cliche (but not in an ironic way) and sounds like a name for a 3rd rate action movie (but not in a good way). "Rhylstone Riot Act" is slightly more acceptable. Plus I'm now bored of routes/problems named after people. "Peahound" is attractive, but doesn't seem to fit the stature of the line. There, that just about pisses on everyone's fires.

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Re: BB Guns reads Rylstone Riot Act
« Reply #49 on: February 26, 2009, 01:02:41 pm »
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