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#50 Re: NNFN!!!!
February 23, 2009, 01:52:36 pm
My weight loss regime has gone wrong. Every Monday since the one before Christmas I have been lighter than the previous week, until this week. At today's weigh in at work I was 2lb heavier than last week. Flu and back pain have resulted in almost no proper exercise for 3 weeks - causing a return to weight gain.
Arse.
My motivation is slipping and Pancake day is tomorrow... and there is maple syrup, nutella and all sorts of lovely calorie packed badness in the cupboards...
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#51 Re: NNFN!!!!
February 23, 2009, 03:24:43 pm
UTFL!

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#52 Re: NNFN!!!!
February 23, 2009, 03:35:20 pm
Ultimate Touch Football League?
http://www.utflfootball.com/

sounds a bit erm, ? to me

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#53 Re: NNFN!!!!
February 23, 2009, 03:43:42 pm


"Use The Force Luke. Do not fear eat the stack of pancakes and Nutella. Resist turning to the Dark Side."

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#54 Re: NNFN!!!!
February 23, 2009, 04:31:16 pm
Quoting Star Wars is all very well, but by not eating pancakes he'll be going against Jesus.  Stoic batter resistance might please the man who gave us Jar Jar Binks... but only at the cost of pissing off Daddy "G".  My advice: there's always another day to diet, whereas a plague of blood will be a bitch to shift from the soft-furnishings. 


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#55 Re: NNFN!!!!
February 23, 2009, 04:43:13 pm
Quoting Star Wars is all very well, but by not eating pancakes he'll be going against Jesus.  Stoic batter resistance might please the man who gave us Jar Jar Binks... but only at the cost of pissing off Daddy "G".  My advice: there's always another day to diet, whereas a plague of blood will be a bitch to shift from the soft-furnishings. 



First time I've heard of Gaskin's dieting on pancakes  :P
« Last Edit: February 23, 2009, 05:05:02 pm by slack---line, Reason: correcting fuck up on BBcode »

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#56 Re: NNFN!!!!
February 23, 2009, 04:58:37 pm
That's as maybe but I happen to know that lagers is neither Gaskinite nor Christian. Therefore misquoting Star Wars is an attempt to appeal to his geeky principles and persuade him to resist the evil fatty power of flour and egg based badness.

My advice: there's always another day to diet


NOOOO!!! This is just what the weak, pancake loving side of him wants to hear. It's a slippery slope lagers, don't do it!

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#57 Re: NNFN!!!!
February 23, 2009, 06:11:15 pm
Fourth session on the Terrace today. If my left heel slips again I'm going upto the nearest sheep and punching it in the head. The inch layer of chalk on most of the holds didn't help either...

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#58 Re: NNFN!!!!
February 23, 2009, 06:13:25 pm
To be honest; the lard-arsed calorie guzzling freaks who make up the majority of my personalities would be happy to drink full fat, gold top pancake batter mixed with sugar, chocolate and extra butter (and double cream) without even waiting for it to be cooked. The remaining minority of Lagers are all big fans of sci-fi and so this route of persuasion is quite promising...

help me pleeeeeeaaaasssse

I am worried that Moose's solution will involve eating pancakes tomorrow, but then eating fuck all for the next 40 or so days. Even though I am the new messiah, I'm not really up for suffering that much.
« Last Edit: February 23, 2009, 06:47:44 pm by lagerstarfish, Reason: lent »

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#59 Re: NNFN!!!!
February 23, 2009, 08:10:54 pm

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#60 Re: NNFN!!!!
February 23, 2009, 08:19:58 pm
These aren't the pancakes you're looking for.

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#61 Re: NNFN!!!!
February 23, 2009, 08:28:37 pm
That’s no moon, it’s a lagerstarfish.”
« Last Edit: February 23, 2009, 08:39:03 pm by robertostallioni »

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#62 Re: NNFN!!!!
February 23, 2009, 08:57:16 pm
Oo tee dee!

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#63 Re: NNFN!!!!
February 28, 2009, 11:57:50 am
Felt strong as fuck on The Works board yesterday. A problem that I could only just do the moves on last week went down first go and I started trying some harder things that felt distinctly possible. Then my tricep started hurting. Now my tricep still hurts a lot and I think I've done the ligaments in my left middle finger. Just when I was making decent gains. NO NO FUCKING NO!!!

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#64 Re: NNFN!!!!
March 03, 2009, 10:28:09 am
looking back, most of my injuries have been related to feeling really good during a session so I keep trying harder things untill something gives. NNFN indeed.

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#65 Re: NNFN!!!!
March 03, 2009, 10:45:31 am
NNFN - three weeks after a YYFY  :furious:

I had officially banned myself from plastic bouldering, as I always end up injured.

The other day at the wall, I was getting bored of all the routes, so succumbed to the dark side and had a wee boulder. Pulled to hard on a nasty 1st joint crimp and now I have a sore A4 pulley. It's not too bad, so I'd imagine it should heal quite quick, but still.

NNFN.

I've got a big trad/alpine climbing trip in May and I CAN'T BE INJURED - I'd rather be piss-weak, so I'm going to have to lay off the climbing for a while!

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#66 Re: NNFN!!!!
March 07, 2009, 09:44:14 pm
Went out in Wicklow today, being hopelessly optimistic that stuff would be dry. Did one problem all day, everything was saturated. Went back to the car only to find some scum had smashed the back window and nicked the GPS I had hidden under the seat!

A major NNFN moment indeed!  >:( :furious:

n.b The one problem that did get done was a nice new arete I did with my mate John, that does begin to make up for it somewhat! And we cleaned a really cool project in time for the Bouldering Meet next weekend...who's coming?  :goodidea:

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#67 Re: NNFN!!!!
March 07, 2009, 10:01:59 pm

That's harsh :(


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#68 Re: NNFN!!!!
March 07, 2009, 10:18:11 pm
Just unpacked the car.  Turns out I jumped the gun a little, the GPS was safely stashed in the boot! All the dopey fuckers got away with was the charger lead to connect the GPS to the cigarette lighter! Retards. There was a couple of hundred quids worth of climbing and hiking gear in the boot, 20 cd's in the glove compartment and some loose change on the ground....any of which would have been more valuable than what they took. It might go against national pride, but I'm beginning to think Irishman jokes are pretty accurate! Utter fuckwits!  :wank:

They still broke my window though, the scum  :thumbsdown:

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#69 Re: NNFN!!!!
March 07, 2009, 10:30:16 pm

Yay! :lol:

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#70 Re: NNFN!!!!
March 07, 2009, 10:32:26 pm
Seeing it sitting there under a big mess of ropes made my day  :)

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#71 Re: NNFN!!!!
March 07, 2009, 11:19:48 pm
Fucking weather. Nice dump 'o' snow midweek, then cloudless windless days Thurs and Friday, then shit, warm, wet and windy today and tomorrow.
Surf was great Weds, Thurs and fruday too, then poor today and tomorrow.

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#72 Re: NNFN!!!!
March 08, 2009, 10:18:10 am
You mean fucking work. Imagine the week you would have had 'self-employed'.

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#73 Re: NNFN!!!!
March 08, 2009, 07:44:20 pm
Well it's a bit of both really. Sadly "self-employment" is a luxury out of reach at the moment, but given the way the oil price is going, things may change.

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#74 Re: NNFN!!!!
March 09, 2009, 04:06:28 am
Went out in Wicklow today, being hopelessly optimistic that stuff would be dry. Did one problem all day, everything was saturated. Went back to the car only to find some scum had smashed the back window and nicked the GPS I had hidden under the seat!

A major NNFN moment indeed!  >:( :furious:

n.b The one problem that did get done was a nice new arete I did with my mate John, that does begin to make up for it somewhat! And we cleaned a really cool project in time for the Bouldering Meet next weekend...who's coming?  :goodidea:
Where did you go and which car park was it? I had my window done when I was out biking on Jouce.
Where was your arete?

 

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